InDiAn DiVa

Look at this. DO you want to know how much this is KILLING me? Just when I say that I have mastered the new blog.com color updates, they change them AGAIN. JUST when I figured it out.

Oh well. I am not nearly as mad as I seem. I just sort of wish they would give me a heads up before they decide to burden me with their (sometimes anti-productive) updates. Sheesh. Some people ared even dumber about computers than I am! Whatever.

By the way, I know ‘whatever’ is such a cliche teenager thing to do, but what the hell, I’m a teenager so get over it. (capiche?)

Did you notice how cool the word “fewer” is? It’s especially cool when you’re typing it. Once you get the ‘f’ out of the way it’s cool. (F)e-w-e-r (F)e-w-e-r (F)e-w-e-r!

Are you getting bored by my lame form of entertainment? Oh well, that’s just too bad, you’re going to have to deal with it. But lo! Some exciting news!!!

(yet, in truth, it is raaaaawther tragical)

The Crucible is over. (WEEP! DO YOU HEAR ME?! WEEP!!) Yes,, how sad is that? Yet, I am trying not to dwell on it much, because being sad is a waste of my precious time, and I simply cannot afford to waste my life. Wait a second. That sounds kind of mean and weird, but it’s not supposed to.. Meaning ‘I respect people who are in The Kingdom Of Sadness over the ending of the show … (Jerri!! )

BY THE WAY JERRI, DEAR,, THAT IS PROBABLY THE FIRST SMILEY FACE I HAVE EVER USED ON THIS fabulous BLOG! HONOR! YOU HAVE BEEN HONORED!!

AS I was saying. The Crucible was wonderfully wonderful for alot of reasons:

First and foremost: Power Girl.

She is this little plastic person with boobs as big as her head and she is lucky. She has a cool cape too. And blue eyes. And I think she’s blonde. Someone tell me if I am right or wrong..ANyways.. She is the best. She totally rocks everyone’s socks. Obviously. Rob is her ‘mommy’.

Then there is the whole freakin cast. HM. Well, maybe I should state the obvious:

Dear Cast, There would be no show without you. Love, Kimaya (ps  you rock)

As you can see, it would be a pretty dismal (not to mention tedious) show without the cast. I mean, there is only so much interest that lighting and music (AND COWS!) can generate.. no offence….

The cast is full of marvelous people who I absolutely miss so very much. And as I always say, “when you are at a loss for words, make some up!” (actually, I have never said that before, but who cares.)

so, here are some made-up words: squibbletyhop! munschligglevon! milsky-onny-lag!

ok……. yes, i think i have lost it…. than again, maybe it is just me in my natural habitat

(imagine nature show boring-type voice (ENGLISH ACCENT! DUUUHHHH)): here we observe the Kimaya (kimayus intelligentus) in its natural habitat. Watch it play cello and piano. Watch it– oh, what’s that? Look! A display of totally normal behaviour! Strange blog updates! Wonderful! And you, dear viewer, are the witnesses to this rarely seen marvel of nature– the kimayus intelligentus updating her blog!

AS I was saying ( I’m sorry I tend to get sidetracked alot)

The best part of The Crucible was most definately the director. Her name is Cathy I-am-not-telling-you-her-last-name-on-the-internet-because-I-am-practicing-safety-on-the-internet-obviously-not-that-anyone-really-cares-that-much-since-she-is-cool-and-famous.

She is probably the best director I have every had. SHe is awesome and she weards tall shoes and has a funny dog with spiky hair. Her house is SO awesome because it is stuffed with Bhuddas. Now, here is my Burning Question: is it bHudda, or buddHa? someone enlighten me NOW!!! (please)

Ok.. so.. Cathy is wonderful and nice and is good at directing… and she had wonderful idea for costumes, and at first I thought ‘hm.. this is a skechy idea, we will all look Goth or funeralistic’…. but THEN— everyone wore their costumes and I thought ‘omG this is amAZING she is a freakin GENIUS!!!! Goddess bless!!! WOOT WOOT!  ’ (woahh. caffeine!!)

So there.

I love Cathy and the whole cast and they rox my sox (AAAAHHHHBVIOUSLY)

now.

COMMENT THIS OR I WILL BE FORCED TO SEEK YOU OUT IN THE NIGHT AND… I DON’T KNOW.. DO SOMETHING TO YOU.. UMM…. UNLEASH THE WRATH OF EDWARD CULLEN (AKA SUPERHOT VAMPIRE DUDE) ON YOU.

SO YOU BETTER DARN WELL COMMENT, HOMIE-G.

YOU KNOW.. ALL’S GOOD IN THE HOOD….. (?)

lovE kImAyAAAAAAAAAAAAA

By the way,  in case you havent noticed, I have a strange obsessive desire to quote peoples crucible lines whenever i get a chance.. like if someone sneezes: it were a grand sneeze….. and of course, there is the title of this post…………