InDiAn DiVa

Hello, Everyone…. I’m baaa-aaack!!!!

I’m so sorry I havn’t posted on my blog lately, I’ve been extremely busy… First I had to write a song for a party… (lol, Grub). Then, I went to a sleepover (Isabel), and stayed up until 3 am, and I woke at 7 am. The, I got sick, and I currently have a fever, and earlier today, I almost fainted. Instead, I fell off the ladder of my loft bed and hit my head on my sisters’ bed.

So I decided to take up the most immediate course of action: I lay in my bed (wich I finally go into,) and decided to cry for 5 minutes, before I realized that it was pointless. So I opened my eyes, and freaky thing of all freaky things, I couln’t see. Ha. I totally panicked. And I couldn’t get my mom because when I moved, I got dizzy again, also, I couldn’t see for at least 10 minutes.

Send me vibes. I need them so badly. I have a dance class at 8:30 am tomorrow, and I am either going to die, or collapse and faint. Funfunfun. >:p I just so happen to be quite angry with the Universe.

Sorry,Moon, I’d love to  talk about piercings and tattoos, but they repulse me at the moment.

Instead, I will tell you what different fabulous moments of my life have been in me recent memory… I know it’s boring to you, but my self-esteem is quite low at the moment. Humor me, please.

Fabulous thing number one:

I remember, when I was 10 (or 11?), and I was at some fair/circus-y type thing with my dad and mom and two sisters. I decided to try rock wall climbing, because I had tried it a few times before, and I really loved it, as I am addiced to hights.

So I paid five dollars to climb the medium side. I mean, you seriously could earn a radio if you made it to the top of the hard side, but I don’t like to try showing off just to find that I suck at it. So, anyways, I looked down at me mom and dad about…. one million times, and I kept seeing all these fit-looking people fall off the easy and hard sides, wasting five bucks every time. I looked down and I said ” I’m coming down!” at least four times, and went to the top.

I value money, as in ‘don’t waste’ not in a miserly way, so I rang the buzzer, and began my descent. And GUESS WHAT?! A bunch of random people started cheering for me. Coolie.

Random.

Also, the crowning glory of it all is that I was wearing a SKIRT. My very favorite skirt of all! A skirt my best friend’s grandma had made for me. It was pinkish, and has petunias all over it. I love it.

OK now, before I go and crash, I’ll just tell you about fainting goats another time, OK?

Love, you, and health to all,

The Indian Diva (Kimy)

Hey, I’m back again!

Ok, Irishchick who is now officialy my friend, (as wel las Tash) asked me what color I would paint the sky if it could be any color, and if the whole world would have one color skin, what would it be?

Awesome questions…but harrrrrd.

First, I think I would paint the sky pale orange. But I would prefer to keep it blue… if I had lived in an underground cave all my life, and was aked what color the sky was, I would say blue. I don’t know why. I don’t even like blue as my favorite color!

If the whole world had one skin color, I would want it to be right in between dark brown and very light skin. That is a very controversial answer. What do you think? Post! I would really prefer if the world had many skin tones, as it makes life more interesting and boosts your ego and self-confidence of being individual.

Hmmm….. self-comfidence. I really prefer to say self-belief. I think that’s because it relates to believing in yourself more than confidence does. Confidence refers to the ability to trust yourself. But what’s more important than believing in yourself?

I am allergic to cats. That’s reaaaaalllly annoying because (most) cats are cute. I like the sly, sleek, mysterious side of cats, but not the reclusive, cold, and crabby side. I like social animals. What is your favorite animal? Post away!

Note to Chandler yet again: CALL ME!

Of course, i have yet another random subject: names. What kinds of names do you like? Cute names like Krystal, Dot or Leslee? Fancy names like Elisabeth, Aphrodite and LaBelle? American names like Anna, Katie and Sarah? Or boyish names like Cameron, Dante and Casey? Or even showy names, like Scarlett, Lola, Vivian or Imogene? Or unusual names: Saturn, Lenoir or Amara? Nwo, you know what I’m going to say: POST!!!!!!!!

I looooooovvvvvveeee you all!!!!!!!!! (have a kiss!) :-*

The Indian Diva (Kimy)

Happy Day!

Hello, how are you all? I am fine….yadda yadda ya. Anyways, I am here to talk about vegetarianism. First, be a vegetarian!!!!!! When I acheive world domination, we will all be vegetarians. Period. The only killing will be when the Natives of the countries kill animals to maintain ecological balance.

First, when you eat meat you are eating a dead body. A carcass. That is so sick! See, if people didn’t eat meat, there wouldn’t have been a mad cow disease sub-epidemic. Or avian flu!!!!!!

 Do you know why there is avian flu in Turkey now? Because of one stupid person who thought he could gain money by smuggling a few chickens into Turkey from China. So he brought infected chickens, quite accidentally, of course, but nevertheless he did. And when the citizens of third-world villages in Turkey were told to start slaughtering thier chickens, they did. And they are so poor that they had to eat them, even though they knew that the chickens were infected. They were undereducated about the disease and didn’t know that it would kill them.

Wow, the person who brought avian flu to Turkey probably didn’t get alot of money for the infected chickens, but he sure did mess up!

When I have world domination, people like him will be promtly packed up and sent to live in the Earth colony on the Moon.

I always capitalize the pirst letter of planets, because I consider them to be like countries. I have deep reverence for planets. They are so groovy. That’s why I call myself Saturn, after being inspired by my awesome friends, Liora and Meital, also known as Procyon and Jupiter. By the way, they live in Israel, wich is just about the coolest place you could live, besides India, Singapore, Massachusetts, or Grenwich Village in New York City.

So, next time you eat meat, imagine a cow eating deep-fried strips of person meat. I have no clue whatsoever how they kill cows, but I’m not planning on learning how. I think I would have nightmares.

I hope I have sufficiently grossed you out. If you need more convincing, please don’t hesitate to post…I can easily give you details on how chickens are killed. So as not to sway anyone from leaving my blog permanently, I will wait and see what the general public (you) feels about learning about the untimely demise of chickens (A.K.A., if you feel like you won’t be a vegetarian until you hear how chickens and cows die, let me know).

Right now, I would like to share some news: Nate and Caylin are going out!!!!!!!!!! You are in shock, right? Unless you don’t know them and do not see the significance.

First, Caylin is a ninth grader. She is in the musical ‘Oliver!’with me. Nate is a seventh grader, who is also in ‘Oliver!’. He asked her out at The Pub, a restaurant in Amherst that our whole cast went to after a show. OMAO (Oh My Alpha and Omega. My dad doesn’t like when I say God.) Wow. It was THE single most unexpected thing in the entire universe. my whole table was in shock. But only for a moment, because then we all started talking. More on that later.

I suggest that you visit Irishchick’s blog. She is an awesome hippie. Her blog address is www.irishchick.blog.com it’s really cool!!!! Also, visit Tash’s blog. She is living in South America www.natasha14.blog.com . They are my blog friends!!!!! <333333

Amara, I am compliling a list of people for you.<3333

Chandlelier, since you read my blog more often than you check you email, I have found a good alternative to a skit that we need to do on Thursday… <333

Peace and loooooovvve!

The Indian Diva (Kimy)

Back, again. I just can’t stay away! My last post was, like, 15 minutes ago, and my first was maybe an hour ago. I just loooooove posting! I think I’m addicted.

I am going to give you a list of my favorite websites. They are the coolest websites, except for mine, wich surpasses all of them in coolness.

First, save the world, and visit www.hippoworks.com . It’s a website of funnnnnnny cartoonlets that is dedicated to saving the world by increasing awareness through cartoonlets. Chandler (now you’re famous) and I have ‘things’ about this website, because we love it, and we have memorized all of the ringtones that you can buy to help the earth… In both English and French!

Next is www.tamora-pierce.com for all of you who are as obsessed with fantasy fiction as I am.

Then you should check out www.sheroescentral.com wich is an awesome website for all girls who are sick of living in as sexist a culture as we do. Founded by Tamora Pierce and Meg Cabot.

Then www.tlhs.org  . That stands for The Long Hair Site. It has all sorts of awesome pictures of people with gorgeously long hair that will make you sigh with envy. Also, for people with crazily unruly evil awesome carnivorous hair like mine, they have a great list of hairbrushes and techniques for keeping you hair (barely) manageable. I know it sounds lame, but try telling me that after you see that lady with floor-lenth hair!

If you have any ideas whatsoever, or you want to tell me about your favorite website, post, and I’ll put it in my next entry (wich will probably be in like, two seconds).

And as a parting word for now: Good hearing is essential for making people think your psychic (more on that later).

Looooooove you all!! <333333

The Indian Diva (Kimy)

Hello, universe! I know, I just couldn’t resist coming back before the day is up.

Irishchick asked me to write something about asparagus, and since asparagus is so totally awesome, I took a long time trying to decide what I would say about it.

First, a message to Irishchick: Asparagus rocks, whoever you are! <333

Now, I have decided to tell you a bunch of random ways to eat asparagus, both plain and with stuff on it.

I like asparagus steamed. So you should like it that way too, because sooner or later, I will acheive world domination and the only way we’ll be eating asparagus is steamed. ;-D

First, you can hold the asparagus stalk by the stem, and bite of the leaves one by one with the tips of your teeth, then scarf the stem, or see how many times you can split it using only your teeth and your fourth and pinky fingers (my record is 9 times, and I was cheating, using mor then two fingers).

Another fabulous way to eat asaragus is to smother it in balsamic vinegar, or bleu cheese and caesar salad dressing. You have to eat it witha fork, otherways you’ll splat vinegar all over yourself and it will stain (I know from experience). Or if you’re eating it with bleu cheese and caesar salad dressing it’s kind of gross to touch bleu cheese.

By the way, in case you were wondering, I love tofu. But pudding as too ick feeling to eat.

So, now you know a whole bunch of awesome techniques on how to eat asparagus! If I forgot any, please dont’ hesitate to post and tell me so.

Peace and love <333,

The Indian Diva (Kimy)

P.S. If you ever have any other ideas on what I should post about, please tell me. Also, thank you to Adar and Irishchick for posting!!! ~Kimy

Hi!!!!!!! I am the Indian Diva, better known as Kimy or Saturn. I’m using this blog to tell you all about my awesome life! First, I’m 12… my birthday is May 5th. I am going to be a professional diva when I grow up… if I ever do!

I am one-quarter Indian (from India) courtesy of my granfather, Bapu. I’m three-quarters everything else, but being Indian is the coolest because India is THE most awesome place you could ever go. I went there two years ago for two months. Those two months were the best ever!!

I like acting and singing and dancing and playing piano and cello and being active and bossy and reading fantasy fiction in large-quantities and eating salt and drinking vinegar in medium-sized quantites. I also like telling people to eat organic food and become vegetarians because eating meat is the evil-est thing anyone could do. I will give you a speech about that later.

I also like giving long speeches and writing dramatic poetry (“I am on the threshold of the Earth”).

I have so many friends, and I know everyone. It’s kind of funny, because alot of people I know (maybe 100) don’t know me. I’m homeschooled, but I used to go to The Common School in Amherst.

I love people!!!! People are my element!

Now, as a parting word, a quote from one of my incredibly dramatic poems:

Weirdness is of the essence. Craziness is my valley. Wali is my threshold. The only way is the crazy way: my way.

I love you all!!!!!

Love, The Indian Diva (Kimy)

P.S. Post lots of notes for me!!!!!